The Galacton is hunting through the universe for extraordinary people with unimaginable imagination. People who could do things that others failed to imagine. He wanted to take their brain to make a super computer that could predict every alternative future. This will allow Galacton to win every galactic battle and win all the water in the universe. And without water, all species will die and he can recreate life wherever he wants. And by creating life from the beginning, he can modify it in his way, he can change the course of evolution of every species and become the God of the new universe. Now all he needs is some extraordinary brains or as he calls them Exons.
Exons predict the existence of intelligent beings in a galaxy by calculating the distance of the planets from the stars. After conquering the Canis Major Dwarf, Omega Centauri and the Andromeda Galaxy Galacton approaches the Milky way. The Exions inform him about a blue little planet around the star named Sun in the Milky way where the galaxy's greatest mind can be found. Galacton marches his spaceship toward the blue planet that the natives of the planet call Earth.
By teleporting 40,000 light-years away from earth and traveling towards the earth all in seconds, Galacton collects all light ever emitted from earth. Analyzing this light waves the Exions learn about the whole history of the intelligent species of planet earth, i.e. human. The spaceship remains 400,000 kilometers above the earth's surface as an invisible geostationary satellite. The Exions reports that the most intelligent human on this planet have died 59 solar years ago, but his brain is preserved in a jar. Galacton sends his microbots to collect the brain of the most brilliant man in the human history, Elbert Einstein.
The microbots secretly reach to the brain and sprey some Srinkon particle over the brain. Shrinkon is a charge neutral particle that decreases the velocity of electron in an object resulting in lower centripetal force. This causes each individual atom of the object to shrink to the quantum level so that they can be carried with ease without anyone noticing. After unshrinking Einstein's brain, Galacton reactivate neurons of the brain. "Hello Einstein", says Galacton, "They say you are one of the biggest genius in the galaxy, are you?" "Well, everything is relative," Einstein replies with a German accent."you can never tell who is a genius and who is not only by reviewing the past." "Of course I can tell. Look at the lady singer dancing on the stage (pointing at Justin Beiber from 400,000km from earth's surface), his next album is going to be a flop, not a genius; look at the guy who is writing lab report of a girl (pointing at a guy writing on a paper) while the girl is dating another guy, not a genius; and look at this asshole (pointing at you, right this moment) who is surfing the web while having a test tomorrow, not a genius." "I bet the asshole is going to pass tomorrow's class test." "You dare challenge Galacton! Okay, I accept your challenge. If the asshole (this word may have some other meaning in Galactonic language, cause you are listening the translated version) passes tomorrow's test, I will return the water to all the planets and give up my plan for destroying the Universe, and if he doesn't, I will destroy the Milky way galaxy along with your blue planet. Mwahahahaha......."
Now, kiddo, the future of the galaxy is in your hand, so please try to study tonight and take the test well.
Exons predict the existence of intelligent beings in a galaxy by calculating the distance of the planets from the stars. After conquering the Canis Major Dwarf, Omega Centauri and the Andromeda Galaxy Galacton approaches the Milky way. The Exions inform him about a blue little planet around the star named Sun in the Milky way where the galaxy's greatest mind can be found. Galacton marches his spaceship toward the blue planet that the natives of the planet call Earth.
By teleporting 40,000 light-years away from earth and traveling towards the earth all in seconds, Galacton collects all light ever emitted from earth. Analyzing this light waves the Exions learn about the whole history of the intelligent species of planet earth, i.e. human. The spaceship remains 400,000 kilometers above the earth's surface as an invisible geostationary satellite. The Exions reports that the most intelligent human on this planet have died 59 solar years ago, but his brain is preserved in a jar. Galacton sends his microbots to collect the brain of the most brilliant man in the human history, Elbert Einstein.
The microbots secretly reach to the brain and sprey some Srinkon particle over the brain. Shrinkon is a charge neutral particle that decreases the velocity of electron in an object resulting in lower centripetal force. This causes each individual atom of the object to shrink to the quantum level so that they can be carried with ease without anyone noticing. After unshrinking Einstein's brain, Galacton reactivate neurons of the brain. "Hello Einstein", says Galacton, "They say you are one of the biggest genius in the galaxy, are you?" "Well, everything is relative," Einstein replies with a German accent."you can never tell who is a genius and who is not only by reviewing the past." "Of course I can tell. Look at the lady singer dancing on the stage (pointing at Justin Beiber from 400,000km from earth's surface), his next album is going to be a flop, not a genius; look at the guy who is writing lab report of a girl (pointing at a guy writing on a paper) while the girl is dating another guy, not a genius; and look at this asshole (pointing at you, right this moment) who is surfing the web while having a test tomorrow, not a genius." "I bet the asshole is going to pass tomorrow's class test." "You dare challenge Galacton! Okay, I accept your challenge. If the asshole (this word may have some other meaning in Galactonic language, cause you are listening the translated version) passes tomorrow's test, I will return the water to all the planets and give up my plan for destroying the Universe, and if he doesn't, I will destroy the Milky way galaxy along with your blue planet. Mwahahahaha......."
Now, kiddo, the future of the galaxy is in your hand, so please try to study tonight and take the test well.
